You and Me (But Mostly my Laptop)

Hey. It's Lauren. I'm just an 18 year old pretending that I can actually act like an adult. But I'm really terrible at it.


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commanderdeannatroi:

 

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

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unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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i-heart-hawkguy:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

I laughed so hard I nearly peed

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did-you-kno:

In 1871, a defense attorney accidentally shot himself in the stomach while reenacting a barroom brawl in order to prove the innocence of his client. While demonstrating how the victim was shot by his own pistol, the gun went off and the attorney suffered the same fate. He died from his bullet wound, but he still won the case.
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did-you-kno:

In 1871, a defense attorney accidentally shot himself in the stomach while reenacting a barroom brawl in order to prove the innocence of his client. While demonstrating how the victim was shot by his own pistol, the gun went off and the attorney suffered the same fate. He died from his bullet wound, but he still won the case.

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bi-any-other-name:

Repeat after me:

  • Being queer does not absolve me of racism or perpetuating white supremacy.
  • Being queer does not absolve me of racism or perpetuating white supremacy.
  • BEING QUEER DOES NOT ABSOLVE ME OF RACISM OR PERPETUATING WHITE SUPREMACY!!!!

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Novak Djokovic attends the China Open Player Party.

Novak Djokovic attends the China Open Player Party.

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